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Help Make a Dream Come True
Why give?
Support our dream of providing a serene retirement for my wife in Cascais, Portugal, where she can enjoy the tranquility and beauty of this seaside town.
Your donations help fulfill a deeply personal goal as I stay back, dedicating my efforts to building up Bump Ass in Bumpass. Each contribution brings us closer to this vision, ensuring she can live her best life, while I continue to foster our vibrant community. Thank you for considering a gift that changes lives—one dream at a time.
Fund her freedrom: Help my wife escape to Portugal
Giving FAQs
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Isn't fresh sea air and the scent of pastéis de nata a better retirement plan than hanging around my ever-expanding collection of novelty shack souvenirs? She's opting for serene sunsets over shack setlists!
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Let's just say, if you can touch both walls without moving your feet, it’s less ‘cozy office’ and more ‘sardine can chic’. Portugal offers her space to stretch out that isn't also doubling as my filing cabinet.
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Have you seen our shack? It's so packed that even our echoes need to say 'excuse me'. While I love the close quarters, she dreams of roaming free in the Portuguese breeze, not dodging our inventory of bumper stickers.